Dear Lazy Winco Shopper,
Next time you go shopping, please have the decency to put your cart away.
It may have seemed like a good idea to shove your cart in the general direction of the corral.
However, your idea backfired when your cart came crashing into our car instead.
That was probably about the time you ran away.
(Since you were too lazy to put the cart where it goes OR write a note explaining your actions).
Now we have a lovely dent to remind us how much people like you annoy us.
Paul & Libby